I feel your sarcasm. Lets be real though, V8 is a fast implementation but javascript as a language itself separate from implementation is a POS. ES6 and ES7 is proof that ES5 was just plain bad.
Wrong. Javascript was designed in a week. The creator admits it's bad. This is universally known by professional programmers, why are people defending this?
Everyone's saying that JS is bad, it's been proven, big league, the most expert programmers use Oberon-2, and believe me that's what we've got here only the most expert legitimate programmers, getting tired of winning.