I feel you, brother. There are too many people using crappy languages. If only everybody saw the light and used the only good language out there, Oberon-2.
I feel your sarcasm. Lets be real though, V8 is a fast implementation but javascript as a language itself separate from implementation is a POS. ES6 and ES7 is proof that ES5 was just plain bad.
Wrong. Javascript was designed in a week. The creator admits it's bad. This is universally known by professional programmers, why are people defending this?