"though I've no experience with it" - aka you're not qualified to answer whatsoever. At least you're honest in your trolling :)
SpaceX did not invent friction stir welding, but they did develop a mastery of the technique. Luckily, unlike you, they hire people who have experience in it. The strength of friction stir welds is one of the reasons they use it in the Model X and Model S vehicles, both which blew it out of the park regarding NTHSA safety standards.
Musk himself describes it here (for SpaceX):
https://www.wired.com/2012/10/ff-elon-musk-qa/
They even mention a few of the aerospace bits they have in the Model S:
https://www.tesla.com/blog/tesla-model-s-achieves-best-safet...