> Shopkeeper's privilege is a common law recognized in some parts of the United States under which a shopkeeper is allowed to detain a
suspected shoplifter on store property for a reasonable period of time,
so long as the shopkeeper has cause to believe that the person detained in fact committed, or attempted to commit, theft of store propertyEmphasis added is mine. Nice try, but unless they suspect me, this doesn't apply. I'm more than sure they can't get away with "suspecting" every single customer who leaves to even a crazy judge.
