Other than that, I did not say that all node.js engineers are clowns. I said that clowns tend to use crap like node.js over better alternatives.

Don't ask me for better alternatives without saying what you want out of your tool, though. Node.js does a little of everything but is pretty weak at all of them. Now, if your main requirement for a programming language is that it better be as crappy as your frontend technology, then node.js is the only choice you've got :D