How to steal some cars:

    - tow the car
    - repeat

Anything can be made to seem simple when you oversimplify it.

If you can do

  - hack into a car remotely

Maybe it's better to

  - have it drive you to your destination
  - let it go back to its own parking lot

So people won't notice.

"Hey buddy, want to by a $100k car the cops are looking for that's lacking all the cool features because Tesla could track its location if we turned it on?

> - hack into a car remotely

Because the average car thief definitely has experience breaking through secure systems.