The premiere of the next mbp next year:
"And... We listened to you. We've been hearing that you are upset about not being able to use the same headphones for your computer and iphone 7. We fixed that. We've removed the 3.5mm jack from the new mbp. It's magical."
Oh also, lighting port. For everything. Not USB3, lightning. FUCKYOUEXTERNALMONITORS.
But in all seriousness, if they make the port count any lower, the MacBook Pro will cease to be a laptop. It will become an iPad without a touchscreen.
