The theorem is "there's no injective function whose codomain is smaller than its domain". It's not stated this way because mathematicians are snobs or to impress students! abstraction is the very nature of mathematics.
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstraction_(mathematics)
"Abstraction in mathematics is the process of extracting the underlying essence of a mathematical concept, removing any dependence on real world objects with which it might originally have been connected, and generalizing it so that it has wider applications or matching among other abstract descriptions of equivalent phenomena."