But Git is a whole 'nother layer of awful beyond all of them.

Another one of the "reasons I can't get along with Linux users" is that they see something like Git and just kind of shrug and deal with it instead of getting angry that we have a piece of basically brand new software that was built without even attempting to incorporate any UI concepts we knew about at the time it was written. And since it's a CLI that about a thousand other scripts and tools consume (instead of having proper separation of the human interface from the machine interface), it basically cannot be improved at this point, not without breaking thousands of third-party tools. Sigh.