needs:
I am a cyclist and ride on the sidewalk hitting pedestrians
I am a cyclist and use the crosswalk to run red lights
I am a cyclist and will come up behind you and ride inches away from your car when traffic is slow.
I am a cyclist and ride on the wrong side of the road.
I am a cyclist and do not wear safety equipment even though I know cycling is dangerous.
I am a cyclist and I am right and you are wrong regardless.
