Interestingly, I really liked [spoiler] too, but I also hoped that this blog post could be reused in future language fights (and it is a shame that [spoiler] could prevent that). Potentially a revised version of this blog post could be helpful.
Anyway, this link (http://joelgrus.com/2013/12/24/why-programming-language-x-is...) is decent enough for copying and pasting.