Also, even if Elm were to get all that stuff, it'd still be compiling to JavaScript and aimed at web apps.
(Don't get me wrong, I'm super excited to see Elm getting support for message-passing lightweight processes. I love Elm, have used it myself for several projects, and think this looks great for web development. I just want something like Elm, but specifically geared towards large-scale backend services instead of front-end apps.)