Haha, I love a good dogpile. Lots of people have strong feelings about their appliances, and that's wonderful. I worry a bit about eating too much rice, so I value some friction in the process. De gustibus...
There is that. But you can always use it for cooking other things. I've used mine for cooking other grains and pastas (mixed results), and just meats and vegetables. It's a lot faster than my slow cooker, and generally cleaner/easier than a pot on the stove (less monitoring the temperature and reduced concern of things like boiling over, helps that mine is probably too large for a single person but I also try to cook up 3-4 days of food at once for work lunches).