I really don't want a connected kitchen because I know someone will hack the damn thing to disable the eject function of the toast and I will have to deal with something worse than not being able to turn off an alarm. I can even see the virus's name "Toaster of Flame".

I want a "black box" kitchen load the groceries in one side get food on clean plates on the other side. Then, put dishes in a pile that goes in for next time. and it probably needs to be less than $1 per meal since I'm cheap.

It'll need to be updated and patched at least once a day, which will result in reliable breakfast delays. I mean, that's how me TV and Playstation work; if I want to use them, I have to wait 30 minutes for an update to happen.