> You're leaving out all of the companies between the two extreme poles that you just set down.
Of course there are lots of nuances. I wouldn't say that Atlassian is an extreme pole though—it actually contradicts a lot of the narratives people tell about startups.
> What about a small, 5% gross margin software "startup" that takes on small investments with decent YoY growth that never makes TC news.
TC is absolutely not a prerequisite for being a startup (it's essentially a fashion show, which is relatively orthogonal to business). If this 5% margin software business has a realistic plan to grow into a large company and has strong growth then it absolutely is a startup, even if it's not fashionable.
> Or a chain of coffee shops that experiences huge growth and raises high-visibility funding rounds, such as Philz Coffee? What is Palantir?
Both are absolutely startups, their business model just isn't selling ads. They were both designed to grow big and used funding to get there.
> The investor is looking for less risky, less high-growth oriented companies - aka slow startups.
Yes, the investor is becoming more risk-adverse. That doesn't mean they're suddenly a bank looking to fund small businesses. I could walk up to her with a plan for opening a laundromat which was guaranteed to turn a profit in year 1, but I guaranteed she'd still be uninterested. Likewise, banks are generally uninterested in funding my tech endeavors even if they have a pretty reasonable path to profitability.
"Slow startups" is a much better term than small businesses. They still intend to be big some day, but aren't rushing as fast to get there.
> The hostility is unnecessary.
I apologize for coming off as overly hostile. I'm mostly just frustrated with people muddling terminology, and you certainly don't deserve the blame for that.