Yay, glitter is the only thing that matters!
> None of them even pretended to offer a real web browser - it was WAP if anything.
Worked fine from what I remember.
> Everything before the iPhone was qualitatively and quantitatively inferior, even if it happened to have a janky plastic touch screen.
At least it wasn't the capacitive junk that all of them are now.
> They sure as hell weren't running slimmed down desktop operating systems with fully-featured frameworks.
iOS is definitely not a desktop OS. Where are the files? Multi-user support? Terminal?
> They ran whatever software your carrier deigned to offer at vastly inflated prices.
As opposed to whatever software Apple deigns to offer at vastly inflated prices?