As an employee of a similarly large company with similar demographics, please allow me a rant:
No surfing the internet.
No candy fucking crush or whatever it is you sociopathic mouthbreathers play on the commode WITH THE SOUND ON.
No texting your grandmother/spouse/lover/gerbil.
And finally, for the love of all that is holy, leave the laptop at your goddamned desk, you fucking savages.
Sit. Shit. Split. That's it
