Not my fun and profit, though.
The idea of saying yes to everything is comically explored by Jim Carey in the film:
User-agent: *
Disallow: /
User-agent: Googlebot
Allow: /
User-agent: Slurp
Allow: /
User-Agent: bingbot
Allow: /Anyone can make a crawler and then have it report as Googlebot. That doesn't even violate the robots.txt; it says, if your name is Googlebot, you're allowed.
Blocking crap requires cunning: code that looks for suspicious access patterns and responds.
A genuine Googlebot should be operating from a Google domain. If we reverse the client IP of a Googlebot request, we get something in the ".googlebot.com" domain.